People are easily convinced when they're dead.

Softskins can't flirt with omnikatta secretaries.

It's [GMing's] all about putting people in uncomfortable situations.

What did we ever do without the Internet? besides lug encyclopedias around, I mean.

Real love for semicolons comes from within.

I can break all my toys and get new ones. It's very therapeutic. *recommends it wholeheartedly*

Everyone's evil!

I could, I suppose, keep my mouth all the way shut...but I'm not real good at that.

It's good to have things one enjoys that don't cost much.

I have purposes...like... cherry ice cream?

It's all in the past, like most things.

*goes to commit senseless acts of wanton violence*

All analogies break down eventually.

What if AGMs are really aliens from outer space?

Sanity has never been one of my strong points.